'They weren't coming back, so I considered it free game': Office lunch thieves reveal why they stole their coworker's food

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  • A representation of a person's hand resting on an open laptop, with a Tupperware containing pasta salad beside them
  • Electrical-Act-7170 It was an accident, we brought the same yogurt. I gave her mine & all was well. Edit: of course I apologized, too.
  • phreezerburn66 There is a guy that I work with that packs a yogurt in his lunch every shift, and never eats it. They just build up in the door of the fridge. Me and another coworker
  • eat them all the time. We just make sure there are always one or two of them in there in case he gets a wild hair up his a and actually wants to eat one. I suspect his wife packs his lunches for him.
  • Read_it_all-7735 Once, my dad packed my lunch. I brought a brown bag and tossed it in the fridge. I pulled out a brown bag at lunch time and there was a delicious home made brownie in there. I ate it and
  • thought, "When did we make brownies" Then I realized that I was eating someones lunch. I put it back and ate my sandwich from home in the other bag. Felt like such an a h le. It was 30 years ago.
  • A representation of two female coworkers sitting down and eating from lunch boxes, with a male coworker standing beside them while also eating from a lunchbox
  • Semanticprion Years ago I was in my second week at a company. I went into their kitchen for lunch and got some chips from the vending machine. I couldn't help but
  • notice the delicious looking salad on the counter, immediately under a sign that said FOOD HERE IS FREE, PLEASE TAKE. You know where this is going. I waited 5 minutes to make sure somebody hadn't just set it down to go get a
  • fork or something, then started digging in. A few minutes later a cranky admin came, glared at me and said, "That's my lunch!" I apologized and said next time, maybe don't leave it underneath the PLEASE EAT THIS FOOD sign.
  • Mew_ I once witnessed someone throw out someone else's lunch because they thought they were the sausages from the work BBQ weeks prior, queue the guy walking in looking for his sausages moments later. Was like a comedy sketch!
  • DHesperis Not me but a coworker stole a B list actors smoothie. The actor found it hilarious and stole her smoothie in return. (They were similar orders and both weren't paying attention to what was happening until after grabbing the wrong ones)
  • Skr000 A long time ago, I was a waitress and my manager was a very, very large man. One day, after the lunch shift, he was sitting in a booth with a huge spread - multiple boxes of crackers, two cheeseballs, a whole bag of
  • apples, multiple bricks of cheese, etc. I said "Oh sweet! You bought everyone lunch!" and sat down and started snacking. After a minute, he looked at me and says "This is just my lunch."
  • A representation of a woman's hands putting a fork into a salad with a laptop beside her
  • hotheadnchickn I stole someone's juice from the work fridge once. I was having these crazy intense citrus cravings - I was anemic but didn't know it and pica is a symptom. They were getting more and more intense and I literally just panicked with
  • the need for citrus. So I stole the orange juice and drank it bc going to buy some would have taken longer than I could bear.
  • After that I went to the doctor because clearly something weird was going on.
  • antsam9 They went home and according to the schedule they weren't coming back for 3 days so I considered it free game. I washed all their containers afterwards and sent them a text with a pic: you forgot your lunch, I washed your stuff so it won't be gross when you get back.
  • blackbook668 There are lockers in my workplace that are left open and used as a dumping ground. One day, someone decided to toss a wrapped St. Pierre brioche swirl in one and just leave it there. After a few days of seeing it remaining unmoved I thought "f go to waste" and ate it myself. |, I'm not going to let this
  • littlepurplepanda I used to work with someone who came into the office once a fortnight and would buy a load of snacks. And just leave them there. Then two weeks later he would come in again with more crisps and biscuits. That's the only time I've eaten someone else's food in the office.

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